please send tact.

9gag:

LOL

thedailywhat:

Moment of Zen.

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UPDATE: Buy the tees.

jnadiger:

thedailywhat:

OMG Adorbz! of the Day: Craftster UpKnitCreek knitted this eminently adorbz Baby Link outfit, complete with bottle holder (shown above), leather bootie soles, Triforce blankie, and wooden treasure chest wrapping, for a friend’s baby shower.

Note to self: Trade existing friends for UpKnitCreek.

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If I was at all craft-ish, my microcousins would be wearing shit like this ALL THE TIME.

9gag:

Your Wii is not thirsty…

9gag:

An unequal relationship

dealbreaker:

You Won’t Take Out Your Bluetooth

I’m fine, thanks. That’s a strange thing to ask in the middle of a date. Later tonight? Hmm, I hadn’t planned anything after dinner, although we could go see a movie or something. That could be fun, actually. I haven’t seen the new- wait, what? I don’t want to go golfing tomorrow, I just told you I work during the day. Oh my god. You’re talking to your friend Bryce. In the middle of a date. And you needed your hands free so you could eat steak and ignore me more comfortably. I guess that blinking blue light coming off of your ear is a douche signal.

jackofalltwists:

blackhoodie:

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